Or Optimism.

I just realized that Voltaire's "Candide" captures my state of mind during the year 2009 and 2008: completely confused and overly optimistic to the point where it would be too easy to pull divine pranks on my head.

(oooh fate...funny how I came to that conclusion shortly after pulling off what I believe to be one of the greatest pranks this world has ever seen on one of my suitemates.)

its a good (short) read, i definitely recommend it....




....alongside with Arrested Development.

New Goal

Must learn Starcraft and own my suitemates in it.

See, these mutherphuckers are off to a starcraft lan party while I'm stuck studying for biology (the science that thinks its a science when its in reality a glorified trivia for non-experts).

I don't play the game, so I wouldn't have cared had I had the time. I actually don't care regardless, but vengeance must be served so I will learn it and own them ha!

Worse than the mid-life crisis

is the life crisis.

Learning.

public class NumberOfDicks{

public static void main(String[] arg){
int x = 10;
int y = 2;
String g = "You sucked ";
String s = " dicks today";

x = x*y;

System.out.println( g + x + s);

x = x-y;
System.out.println( g + x + s);

x = x+y;
System.out.println( g + x + s);

x= x/y;
System.out.println( g + x + s);

x= x%y;
System.out.println( g + x + s);
}
}
Tee Ohh Ehn Why 6:45 pm
which operator (* + - / %) would you want to have in this situation if you were straight

And this was my first lesson in Computer Science.(Highlight the whole blog to read the text. I couldn't change it to white font for some reason.)

SAVE THE COALMINERS!

DON'T STOP GLOBAL WARMING!

(quite a fine example of how bias exists EVERWHERE)

disclaimer

I am a liberal, so don't take the following the wrong way.

If I were to start a cereal company, I would call my cereal "Home-O's"

(insert drum roll here)

It's funny how people (comedians, to be precise) get away with jokes like those. I've heard racist things that ALMOST cross the boundary from those guys, but something I've noticed is that I've heard similar things come out of the mouths of my liberal friends as well.

And I laugh my ass off.

The reason I laugh is because I consider that stuff to be satire. Obviously it's wrong to say what they say, but what they're doing is showing you how ridiculous it makes you sound if you do it too (the only difference is comedians get payed).

Admittedly, we liberals have become so caught up on satire that we've become optimists and are bound to believe that a legitimately racist/prejudice remark is...satire. Why?

BECAUSE ITS FLAT OUT STUPID. and stupidity is funny.

Boondocks PERFECTLY captures the satire.




I don't like to quote people, but before I read this quote, I would have taken a paragraph to tell you following, so lets save us both some time:

"The purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men." - Moliere




note: you can be liberal when it comes to racial matters and conservative on others, in other words, you are free to laugh at this if you are conservative (or hate me because i'm categorizing people) tee hee.

(i probably shouldn't have written this)

But ultimately, the ideals that conservatives and democrats have are so radically different that it seems stupid to them when they hear an opposing idea, and thus they laugh.

We should all just laugh at each other until the world is at peace.

*i'm sure that the last 3 paragraphs make no sense. consider this whole blog an outline for something i might expand on later.

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now, who highlighted the whole thing to see if i had some secret message written in black font?

it's what I would have done. after all, nobody would waste their time doing something this pointless right?

well, ladies and gentlemen, if you've seen contemporary art, you've seen pointlessness at its finest.

It's HIStory

not HERstory.

Take that you crazy American feminists! Your own language owned you!

I'm all for human rights btw.

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